So you’re thinking of playing Metal Gear Solid Δ, huh? Good. Excellent. Wise. Whether you’re a grizzled veteran who’s memorized every line of codec chatter or a confused newcomer wondering why everyone online is yelling “Kept you waiting, huh?” like it’s the gospel, this one’s for you.
This is not your grandpa’s stealth game (unless your grandpa is Big Boss, in which case, salute). Here are the 10 things you need to know before you dive into Konami’s big shiny remake of Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater.
- 1. Yes, It’s a Remake of the “Best One” (Don’t @ Us)
- 2. The Δ Is Silent, But the Hype Isn’t
- 3. No Kojima, No Codec Chaos… Probably
- 4. Unreal Engine Glow-Up Incoming
- 5. Survival Mechanics Are Still Brutal (Sorry Casuals)
- 6. Stealth > Guns (But Guns Are Still Fun)
- 7. Boss Fights Are Still Chef’s Kiss
- 8. Deep-Cut Lore Will Break Your Brain
- 9. Snake’s Bandana Is Basically a Character
- 10. Expect Fans to Gatekeep, Meme, and Cry (All at Once)
- Final Transmission
1. Yes, It’s a Remake of the “Best One” (Don’t @ Us)
Let’s get the obvious out of the way: Metal Gear Solid Δ is a remake of MGS3: Snake Eater, widely hailed as the crown jewel of the franchise. Jungle survival, Cold War vibes, betrayal, patriotism, nanomachines (eventually)… you get it.
For newcomers: this isn’t just “another stealth game.” It’s the origin story. You’ll see how Naked Snake becomes Big Boss, the grizzled warlord who eventually makes Solid Snake’s life a living hell. For veterans: yes, you get to cry over The Boss again. Stock up on tissues.
2. The Δ Is Silent, But the Hype Isn’t
It’s pronounced Delta. Not “triangle,” not “play button,” and definitely not “Metal Gear Solid Pointy Shape.” The Δ isn’t just fancy Greek seasoning—it symbolizes “change” while staying true to the original. Translation: they’re rebuilding it with modern tech while (hopefully) not screwing with the soul.
Also, “Δ” looks cooler on a t-shirt than “Remake.” Marketing win.
3. No Kojima, No Codec Chaos… Probably
Here’s the spicy one: Hideo Kojima, the genius/madman behind Metal Gear, is not involved. After Konami and Kojima’s messy divorce (think soap opera with more nuclear mechs), the remake is being handled in-house.
That means no bizarre Kojima flourishes like a five-minute cutscene about the mating habits of tree frogs, or a random fourth-wall break where Snake tells you to go outside. But don’t panic—the original script is supposedly intact. Snake will still eat a parrot mid-combat. Peace restored.
4. Unreal Engine Glow-Up Incoming
Forget 2004 graphics. This baby is being rebuilt in Unreal Engine 5, which means your jungle survival experience is going to look moist. We’re talking hyper-detailed foliage, realistic mud squish, and Snake’s mullet flowing majestically in the breeze like a Pantene ad.
Also, word is they’re keeping the original voice acting. Which means yes, David Hayter will once again gravel-growl his way into your soul. Bless that man’s vocal cords.
5. Survival Mechanics Are Still Brutal (Sorry Casuals)
Snake doesn’t just fight enemies—he fights nature itself. You’ll still need to heal wounds manually, treat infections, and chow down on exotic jungle delicacies (caution: some will give you diarrhea).
This isn’t Call of Duty: your health won’t magically regenerate if you squat behind a log. No, you’ll be stitching your own stab wounds while chewing on a crocodile leg. Get ready.
6. Stealth > Guns (But Guns Are Still Fun)
The beauty of MGS3 (and now Δ) is that it’s not about running in guns blazing. Sure, you can unload your AK on a squad of guards, but the game will gleefully punish you. Stealth is the name of the game—camouflage, tranquilizers, and that sexy cardboard box make a comeback.
Pro tip for newbies: tranquilizer darts to the head = instant nap time. Pro tip for vets: yes, you can still beat the game by not killing a single person. You pacifist legends, you.
7. Boss Fights Are Still Chef’s Kiss
The Cobra Unit is back in all its weird, glorious, meme-worthy glory.
- The Pain: bees.
- The Fear: camouflage spider-man on speed.
- The End: old sniper man who can literally die of old age if you AFK long enough.
- The Fury: angry flamethrower astronaut.
- The Sorrow: your guilty conscience in ghost form.
And of course, that final fight against The Boss—still one of the greatest boss battles in gaming history. Prepare to sob in HD.
8. Deep-Cut Lore Will Break Your Brain
This isn’t just a “fun Cold War romp.” Every detail ties into the series’ insane, galaxy-brain lore. You’ll meet Ocelot as a cocky rookie, Eva as your double-agent motorbike girlfriend, and Volgin as an electric sadist who can punch tanks.
New players: it’s fine if you don’t understand it all. Just nod when someone mentions “The Philosophers’ Legacy” and Google it later. Veterans: you know exactly how this spirals into nanomachines, clones, and memes about Liquid’s arm.
9. Snake’s Bandana Is Basically a Character
Never forget the lore of Snake’s bandana. Infinite ammo cheat? Yes. Fashion statement? Also yes. Symbol of loyalty? Triple yes. In Δ, that silky strip of fabric will no doubt get a glorious Unreal Engine physics upgrade.
Some games have Excalibur. Metal Gear has a sweaty headband. Respect it.
10. Expect Fans to Gatekeep, Meme, and Cry (All at Once)
Here’s your warning: the MGS fanbase is intense. Post a hot take about how Snake should shave the mullet, and you’ll have 300 replies explaining its Cold War significance. Share a screenshot of Ocelot, and someone will reply “Meow” unironically.
If you’re new: just dive in. The fandom will argue about timelines, but they’ll also welcome you into the fold once you prove you know the difference between Solid, Naked, and Venom. Veterans: let’s not scare off the newbies, yeah? They’re gonna need help figuring out the cure menu.
Final Transmission
Metal Gear Solid Δ isn’t just a remake. It’s a re-entry point into one of gaming’s most unhinged, brilliant, and meme-fueled franchises. Whether you’re here to experience The Boss’s story for the first time or just to see Snake eat tree frogs in 4K, buckle up—it’s gonna be wild.
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